"If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved - I'm there. Wherever there are masks, where there is tomfoolery and joy, I'm there. Mmmmmm. But sometimes I'm not because I'm out there in the night, staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can't sleep. You sleep. I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No. I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes. I am Batman. Happy Halloween."
-Abed (Danny Pudi) from NBC's Community as Batman